Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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