I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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