How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I need water and some morals
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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