somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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