he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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