just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
