you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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