I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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