We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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