ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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