So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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