worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just had sex on a roof
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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