Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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