who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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