Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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