He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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