So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
