i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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