Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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