Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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