I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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