i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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