Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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