I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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