I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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