Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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