you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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