don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
