Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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