Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Randomize
