Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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