I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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