she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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