So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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