why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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