Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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