she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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