whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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