so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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