I bet he comes in French.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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