Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
