i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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