I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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