soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
