i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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