i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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