I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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