The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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