oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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