apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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