I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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