I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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